The Woodpecker may have to go

Everything I need  to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark .  One: Don't  miss the boat. Two:  Remember that we are all in the same  boat. Three:  Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built  the Ark. Four: Stay  fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask  you to do something really big.  Five: Don't listen to critics;  just get on with the job that needs to be  done. Six: Build  your future on high ground.  Seven: For safety's sake,  travel in pairs.  Eight: Speed isn't always an  advantage. The snails were on board with the  cheetahs. Nine: When  you're stressed, float a while.  Ten: Remember, the Ark was  built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.  Eleven: No  matter the storm, when you are with God, there's  always a rainbow waiting.